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Why This Exists

I’m Done Waiting For Someone Else

I am a Marine. I am done waiting for Congress to act, done waiting for the media to hold the line. He spent his life chasing fame and his name in lights. So we are going to make him infamous instead — permanently, publicly, historically!

Why “Sissy Hot Pink?” Because Neon Pink sprinkled with glitter for SPARKLE properly represents Trump and his band of feminized little sissies that are ruining this country.

More than 70% of Americans oppose this war. That is the country. We are going to humiliate the Presidency and his gaggle of useless idiots the only way we can. We are going to destroy the Trump presidency’s legacy. This is your revenge, and it is completely legal. They can’t sue it away. They can’t tear it down. They can only watch it go up and live the rest of their lives with the shame and humiliation that goes with it.

America will remember. America will learn. America will do better.
That is what the TACO Trump Tower will do.

The Full Picture

Why We’re Building TACO Trump Tower

I believe what Trump did in Iran is a war crime. If we sent him to an International Criminal Court, he’d be found guilty. The only reason he wasn’t is because Congress is corrupt. The system just isn’t built for a guy like Trump. It always counted on whoever got the presidency treating it as a place of honor — not as a way to rip off Americans, back genocide, and start wars in the Middle East he promised he wouldn’t.

His whole concern has been getting himself immortalized as a great president. The point of this tower is to humiliate and shame him — to make sure history never remembers him as great. We’re going to increase the things we do to humiliate him and attack the only thing he cares about: his image. I want to fight him and hopefully get him to quit — make it so he’s been so publicly humiliated that he leaves office and just gets out.

I also don’t believe he did it alone. Anyone in his presidency is fair game. Let’s be clear: we’re not just attacking Donald Trump — we’re attacking the entire presidency. And the first thing we’re going to do is build ourselves some cool observation towers.

What Exactly Are We Building?

I know it looks like a big monument that says “Fuck Trump,” but it’s also going to be useful. We’re mocking his building towers by stacking shipping containers, painting them Sissy Hot Pink, and putting it on display in Miami. We’re also giving people a place to put up their protest art.

Anyone can submit artwork. Free submissions should be no bigger than 2000×2000 pixels and 10 MB — plenty for a sharp print at the free 12×12 inch wall size. Larger files (up to 50 MB) are welcome but must include a donation number. The best stuff gets bigger squares on the walls. The walls will be covered like a collage with different-sized squares — plenty to look at.

The Vending Machine & The Tower Layout

At the bottom of the tower will be a massive vending machine you can access through a touchscreen or a phone app. The idea is that visitors can grab vending machine meals — a huge display of items at McDonald’s-style pricing. You’ll then walk up the stairs through each level, checking out the art as you work your way to the top.

TACO Trump Tower Vend-O-Matic — automated Mexican feasts, order at the machine or on the app

The Vend-O-Matic — order at the machine or on the app, over 100 items to choose from

The Observation Deck

The top should be about 70 feet up, surrounded by big windows with standing bar-top-style tables and counters. You enjoy your food from the vending machine while enjoying the view. The tables are standing height so people don’t camp out on the observation deck and there’s room for everyone to enjoy the view.

After lunch and the view, you ride one of the elevators down. The elevators are actually big hydraulic plungers — your body weight that you just walked up produces energy on the way down. The tower is going to be self-powered. No expensive fuel driving up the cost of everything including the vending machines.

This is going to be a wind, solar, and human-powered monument and museum. I’m going to automate as much as I can, including the ID check for 18-and-over entry to the adult side of the museum. I also want to put little workout stations on each floor where you can exercise your upper body and produce energy for the tower at the same time.

TACO Trump Tower observation deck — standing tables with a panoramic sunset view

The Observation Deck — Enjoy a snack or meal with a great view

The Museum

The museum is broken into two sides. One is PG-13 and below. The other is R-rated and above.

PG-13 Side — Family Friendly

This is more of an adult-themed monument overall, and parents will have to make decisions about walking their children through it. But if you walk through the PG side, you can feel secure that you’re not going to see anything that will traumatize your child. Protest & Collage — the world’s protest art, curated and arranged on the walls for maximum impact.

TACO Trump Tower PG-13 museum wing — families viewing protest art and collage

PG-13 Museum Wing — Protest & Collage

Adult Side — 18 and Over

The other side is 18 and over unless accompanied by a guardian. Some states may require strict 18-plus. I believe parents should be able to decide for themselves if their children are mature enough to handle the truth.

There are rules: no child pornography, no actual video of someone being hurt on purpose, nothing we consider inappropriate. But we will be testing First Amendment rights, and you will be able to post what you really think and feel about the Trump presidency.

I’m hoping people will send us photos of the tragedy of Iran and let people see what a child’s body looks like after the building collapsed on it. Show Pete Hegseth and his stupidity. This is your chance to immortalize and tell the future what you think about what the people in power did and how much you hate them for it.

And while everybody complains about AI slop, I think it’s finally time for the non-artist to create meaningful, impactful art to tell the future how they felt.

TACO Trump Tower adult museum wing — protest art gallery for 18 and over

Adult Museum Wing — 18 and Over

Your Identity Is Protected

You don’t have to worry about reprisal for anything you submit. Unless you sign your image, no one will ever know your name. All images are donated to the museum, which doesn’t keep records of who donated what — specifically to protect donors from lawsuits and anything else.

Merchandise

While the images won’t be available online, if you walk through the galleries you’ll be able to purchase any picture you find interesting and have it put on a t-shirt or other paraphernalia. You’ll be supporting the TACO Trump Tower project with every purchase.

Donors get moved to the front of the line. You can reserve large amounts of wall space for your work without worrying about whether the museum curators think you deserve more space or not. You can also request multiple squares side by side for landscape or other rectangular images.

We Are Raising $5 Million to Build It and Defend It from the Lawsuits

The reason I’m raising so much is because we have to build it, which is going to take extra designing and planning — and I’m certain we’re going to make mistakes. But I also expect a lot of legal challenges, which is why I’m so careful about what we say about the protest monument.

I expect the lawsuits, and honestly, I’m looking forward to them. The tower is going to draw every lawyer Trump can throw at us. Good. That’s the plan. We fight every challenge and set the legal precedent. They can’t stop what’s already been ruled legal.

If we did this against Donald Trump alone, he might be able to get a defamation lawsuit to go. But because we’re attacking everybody in his presidency — and that includes anyone in Israel — you want to disrespect Israel? This is the place to do it. It’s obvious Donald Trump is Netanyahu’s bitch, doing anything he says. We want peace, and the people in government keep telling us Israel is our friend — then why won’t they let us have peace?

So send in what you want and I’ll get it on a museum wall as soon as I can.

The Bigger Picture

I don’t want this to just be a “fuck you” monument to Trump. I want it to be a useful building — a place where a 70-foot tower would actually give a great view.

But I also want it to serve as a massive warning to future politicians: this is how we can destroy your reputation and legacy if you don’t respect the office we’ve given you and the privilege to serve your country and lead it into greatness. If you’re going to be a scumbag like Donald Trump, we’re going to make sure history remembers you as a scumbag — and never forgets, so we don’t hire any more scumbags like Donald Trump.

This is my first attempt to drive Trump from office legally, peacefully — and to get members of Congress to stop kissing his ass, stop treating him like a king, and remember he’s a temporary employee on his way out. He’s either going to leave on his own or end up with dementia and not even make it, because we’re not going to sit around with another Ronald Reagan in office long after he should have been out.